December 2011
fbht:
KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR
MR KRABS IS IN THERE
STANDING AT CONCESSION
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION
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At Honda Civic Tour with my mother
Me: *pointing out members of MCR to her*
Mom: Gerard is the one with the super tight pants?
Me: The one with tight pants and red hair...
Mom: His pants are so fucking tight and he's sticking his hips out so he can display his package!
Me: Mom, blah i don't know! They're just awesome!
Mom: I can see this flamer's package! His pants are so tight, I can tell what religion he is!
Me: Oh my God, mom *laughing*
Mom: AND HE'S NOT JEWISH!
fueledbyseamen:
smellslikeiero:
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dontjudgemarksbutt:
my whole life has been threatened by a bunch of 9 year old black girls.
I suddenly feel my room getting darker and my soul being taken over, whispering the words,
“imma fuck you up, you a hoeeeeeeeeee wit dat aeropostale gurl”
dylandangler182 asked: If i met you in real life, we would listen to Blink alllll day.
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
unsexes:
If you’re a girl and you hate seeing pictures of boobs you dont deserve to have any
if you’re a guy and hate seeing pictures of dicks, you don’t deserve to have one
Watchwheresthestyle:
romanticheartlesslighttrails:
shutup-n-kiss-me:
mbtakeoverbabyyy:
carissssx3:
neonbrutality:
ilikwafflesgir:
insecurityandsmiles:
hoodratism at its finest.
If my child ever decide to do so shit like that
And this is why my children will be in church every Sunday. These kids need Jesus.
i was laughing like madd! “and this bitch will kick ya ass, and this...
darianlee:
Is Supernatural really that good?
well, it’s 3 hot men traveling in a car and getting into awkward situations wiht the best comic relief and constant gay jokes.
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WatchGo trig boy, it’s your birthday!
Reblog if your Mom is beautiful.
Dylan, you faggot, I feel all your reblogging of...
Anonymous asked: youre right well played grace well played
Anonymous asked: well played trig boy well played :)
dontjudgemarksbutt:
go-trig-boy replied to your post: going to assume Ryan fell asleep since he never…
tell him in the mornigngrace wishes all the best for when his blood is drawn!
i totally would, but he might think im creepy for telling you guys .__.
might make him uncomfortable. but i think i will anyways :P
tell him im the loving and nice kind of weirdo on the internet lol im kidding...
Anonymous asked: i think travis is the kinky one. Hes all like let me rev up the Cadillac babe and just fucks the shit out of you! i think mark is the most romantic and caring, like he'd be the one to hold you after youre done and call you beautiful and play with your hair. Tom is hot but cute in bed, i feel tom is into the sitting upon the face idea and all that hot stuff then i agree with the loving steady...
stifler on snl